it's time for some recreational boating everyone's been itching to get out of the house des Vosges came to try out the new GoPro he's like say g'day to the camera ladies got 128 gig in there the cheeky wank has sprung it on them now he yells Tim let's go ah yeah this way says Timbo looking hesitant Belinda's facial expression says I wonder if this [ __ ] has ever driven a boat Tim ignores her negative energy and fiddles with his knobs he accidentally turns on the radio David continues working on trying to nail a threesome nananana Belinda and Theresa in the bikinis pretend to listen to him we also have Clinton the Red Hat Deborah next to him and rusty at the back putting beer on ice Dave I could go bum to bum with Belinda as he passes to check his camera but he goes [ __ ] to bum doesn't he of course he does classic Dave OH Oh a rainbow yay Dave Oh seizes the moment to look at Teresa's titties and we're off there's a bit of awkward hand touching Dave Oh missed it in real time but he'll be happy discovering it on camera later everyone looks relaxed it's good to get out of the house the smell of the sea sipping on a cool mid strength beer the wind blowing in your face quiet a lot of wind Clint takes his hat off rusty is like bugger this sorry Teresa I want to borrow des Vosges glasses weird there next to your vagina damn it rusty thinks Dave oh that wind is really really picking up there's mild concern creeping across Teresa's face she is questioning the boating credentials of Timbo she is let's not lie he's hitting every single bump even timber himself is looking concerned at Timbo he's projecting lots of wise in the boat slowing down vibes rusty is fighting for a hand creepy break Belinda's nail I'm not even stereotyping that is a broken nail reaction and it hurts des Vosges getting off on it Theresa wants to see it Belinda yells you're not my real mom back off crikey Moses meanwhile the boat is getting exponentially faster no one looks relaxed they came out for a peaceful cruise on the lake and it's turned into the Willy Wonka chocolate river ride – the chicken decapitation Clint oh and Dave Oh was sitting down perhaps about to have a spew maybe spewing already someone's gonna spew our clinto gives a thumbs up back there Belinda's in a lot of pain and wants to go home I reckon rusty looks under confident for the first time tim shows no emotion as he loses more and more control we are hurling through the air sideways into destination fact everyone is down repeat every wanker down Tim especially down and then they all end up pressed together like a soggy Quattro formaggi Jaffa [ __ ] me ouch they're pretty much on a 90 degree angle there freeze-frame on Dave oh he's the only one that looks like he's still having a great time this is an incredible near miss for Tim he missed that handrail by mere millimeters anyway everyone's accounted for I think rusty isn't moving but he'll be okay I hope this hasn't ruined recreational baking day says Timbo it has absolutely it has replies everyone yeah oh yeah the GoPro is the only one that's uninjured [Music] [Music]
